Gina Who? You Can Have Her Now, I’m Moving On…

Nothing against Miss Carano but I’ve found a new MMA hottie that’s the object of my affections. No, not Cristiane Santos, haha, although she’s not as bad as she’s made out to be, but this one fighter currently in Japan’s Jewels promotion who’s basically a slimmer Santos with a much prettier face…and the jit-jitsu to match. Click below to see who it is…

Well Guys, Here’s The Shot That Sums Up Last Night…

Yeah, you all must still be broken-hearted over what happened to your precious Gina last night. Don’t worry, she might get an immediate rematch or be in a determination tournament to see who’ll face Santos first. No, I wasn’t too upset about it-I picked Santos to win. Watched the fight this morning, nearly had another premature celebration! When it was stopped, I immediately thought back to Machida-Silva at UFC 94 with the buzzer-beating KO. And yes, we got proof Friday night that Mrs. Cyborg is indeed a woman-she pulled a prank on Scott Coker post-weigh-ins: Called him and told him that during pre-fight testing, they found out she was pregnant. Of course that was false. And funny. Just remember guys, it isn’t the end of the world. Besides, some guys like their women with muscles on top of muscles so it’s still all good.

Confuseyus: Strikeforce: Carano vs. Cyborg Results

Confuseyus

Click the link below for results from tonight’s Strikeforce: Carano vs. Cyborg event. (WARNING: For those on the West Coast, Showtime will air the event on tape delay and NOT LIVE, so this may contain SPOILERS! Those out west have to wait until 10:30 PM PT to see it)

Confuseyus: Strikeforce: Carano vs. Cyborg Quick Predictions (Updated)

Confuseyus

It’s a historical night of MMA coming up this Saturday night as Strikeforce returns with it’s biggest show yet…if it holds together. Lots of injuries and other problems have plagued the card but hopefully it goes through and the first-ever women’s main event between the sport’s 2 biggest stars (at least outside of Japan) will finally get it on.
Because of various issues including uncertainty surrounding the card up until right when I did this, I will only be able to do quick predictions for the card. These are, of course, subject to change. (Updated 8/14)

Funny MMA Video Of The Day: Satan Really Makes You Sweat!

But it’s not in hell…Satan is the rather odd nickname of MMA strength and conditioning coach Norm Turner, and in this short clip he puts his best-known charge through a grueling endurance test. Lucky for us this charge of his just happens to be one Gina Carano, who really works up a sweat for us. It’s a short clip (less than 2 minutes) but nice while it lasts. Video after the jump below and in the vodpod. Enjoy.

Funny MMA Video Of The Day 2: What’s In Gina Carano’s Purse?

Not exactly a question you’d ask a woman, right? But ESPN did when they recently had a visit with Gina Carano, and she revealed that there’s quite a lot in that purse of hers in this funny short clip. I can’t embed the video into this post but you can either see it in the vodpod or at the link below. Enjoy.

http://sports.espn.go.com/videohub/video/video?id=4342029

Funny MMA Video Of The Day 2: Carano & Cyborg At The ESPYs

Yes, MMA got some love at the ESPY Awards. MMA didn’t win in the best fighter category (that went to boxer Manny Pacquiao), but they still were graced by the presence of 2 of the top female fighters in MMA-Gina Carano & Cristiane Santos, who looked good for the camera, had some fun with this reporter (who looked & sounded like Chris Rock with an afro), and the party even featured an appearance by former WWF/E Champion The Iron Sheik who apparently still has a beef with Hulk Hogan. Funny stuff. I can’t embed this video and can’t put it in the vodpod either, so hit the link below to check it out. Enjoy.

http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/player.php?v=ad94dn39

Funny MMA Video Of The Day: Soon On Screen-Beauty And The Beast…And The Bread

OK, made that one up in reference to an upcoming movie (might be direct-to-DVD) called “Blood And Bone”. The title refers to the 3 MMA fighters featured in the film and trailer-The Beauty is of course Gina Carano, The Beast is Bob Sapp, and obviously The Bread is Kimbo Slice. I can’t embed this video into a post (out of my control, I can only do it for a few sites without paying for that option) but it’s in the vodpod or you can watch it after the jump. Enjoy.

http://dvd.ign.com/dor/objects/20177/blood-and-bone/videos/blood_bone_dvd_071209.html

(No release date yet that I know of for the movie)

Funny MMA Videos Of The Day: These Guys Get Choked Out So We Don’t Have To

Lucky b*stards. 2 videos actually, I thought I had put up the first one after I saw it recently but turns out I didn’t. So after the jump are a TV reporter getting an interview-and rear naked choke-courtesy of Cristiane Santos then a clip from FSN’s “Sport Science” with the show’s host-having already survived being legit RNC’d by Fedor Emelianenko-getting to live out one of our MMA fantasies-getting RNC’d by Gina Carano. Damn him, haha.

Ladies’ (Fight) Night: Strikeforce Announces The Big One For 8/15! (Updated)

Yes, my fellow fight fans, the suffering is finally over. Strikeforce made it all official last night: Clear your calendars and keep August 15 free for the fight we’ve all been waiting for…

Gina Carano May No Longer Be MMA’s Sexiest Female Fighter…

OK, there have been some pretty weird crossovers in sports, MMA included. But this latest one is…well…I’ll just explain after the jump and let you decide if perhaps MMA is going too WWE. Or not.

Funny MMA Video Of The Day: Gina Carano Really Does Like To Play With Herself!

The shocking…actually, surprisingly funny truth comes at the 1:49-1:55 mark in this video, which was basically a Maxim promo hyping her ranking #16 in this year’s Maxim Hot 100, their ranking of the 100 sexiest women in the world (it’s generally bogus). Also watch at about the 1:15 mark for the infamous “Yoko Moment” from American Gladiators where “Crush” tossed around a 52-year-old grandmother of a contestant around like a rag doll on the Pyramid. Anyway, enough of me, more Gina goodness after the jump:

Gina Carano Likes To Play With Herself…

And she really likes it too. The proof after the jump…note: Content is entirely worksafe and is G-rated. Nothing explicit, R-rated, or involving towels. Sorry guys (if you fell for the tagline…suckas!).

Making Yourself Look Like A Fool Trying To Learn MMA: Bad…

Making Yourself Look Like A Fool Trying To Learn MMA but getting help from-and later “beaten down” (OK, it’s more WWE-style than legit MMA) by-your Crush and mine: Good. See some (un)lucky Maxim reporter getting schooled-then really schooled-by Gina Carano after the jump:

The Maxim Hot 100 Is Out-Where Did Our Crush Land At?

OK, I admit I don’t read Maxim magazine (and sister magazine “Stuff”) as often as I should, it’s pretty good. Anyway, this is the time of year then they rank the hottest 100 women in the world. As you might’ve guessed from the post title, our MMA “Crush” did make the list again. So where did she rank? Click below to find out…